HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARLING SISSY!

Dearest sister,

You are getting old. HAHA. Okay, I think I remind you about that like EVERYDAY. You are awesome. Awesomely annoying, irritating, funny, retarded, cute, caring, sweet, pissy, loving & unpredictable. I know I don't show it very much but I do love you alot and you know I would do anything to make you happy.....okay, maybe not exactly luh since I piss you off with my sarcasm quite alot. HAHAHAHA. But I do want to see you happy. You're only at this age and you're so accomplished! I love our gossip sessions and all. You're so skinny and sometimes, I get scared to hug you. HAHAHAHAH. No seriously, I mean not that you'll read this post but if you do, PLEASE STOP SAYING YOU'RE FAT COS YOU LOOK DAMN BRITTLE. HAHAHAHAHA. I still love you okay!

Today's your day so I'm prolly gonna let you boss me around and be annoying. ^^ Because I love you. HAHAHAH. Thanks for listening to me when I feel like shit. Have a blast okay? I know you will, since I'm gonna be home to ensure that! hahahahahahah

Loves your most loving sister,
ME!