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now playin': My brain telling me to sleep.
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I was finally done with all 10 Seasons of FRIENDS last night (or actually, yesterday morning) and being (the insomnatic) me, I couldn’t sleep. So I decided to watch The Human Centipede. HAHA. I remember my classmates and I watching the trailer for the movie on Youtube and it was muthachucking sick! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. And when I watched it, I laughed. Okay, I’m quite sadistic to laugh at the movie because it was gory, sick, gross and....OKAY JUST PLAIN SICK!
Here’s the trailer for the movie.
If you think that was gross....lemme tell you what I did in the midst of laughing at how sick the movie was....
I ACTUALLY PRINT-SCREENED SOME OF THE SCENES I FOUND WERE SICK AND/OR FUNNY. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. OMAGAWD, I THINK IM MAD.
Photo 1: Dr Josef-idontknowwhatshisfullnamebutheisdamnsick staring at his accomplishment....you have no idea how sick his “work of art” really is....
Photo2: the 2 poor American girls & the Japanese guy lying down in their operated positions. Sounds wrong? WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE POSITIONS!
Photo3: HAHAHAHAHAHAH! DAMN WRONG RIGHT? MOUTH SEWED TO THE ASSHOLE OF THE PERSON IN FRONT. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA!
Photo4: Dr Josef-imabloodypsychopath screaming,”YES! IVE DONE IT! IVE DONE IT!” Seriously, his face.....maintain ah, please!
Photo5: Their outdoor “training” the Japanese guy needs to shit. HAHAHAHA. EWWWW
Photo6: Since the poor girl’s mouth is sewed onto the guy’s asshole, his shit goes IN her mouth. HAHAHAHAAHAH. And that stupid doctor kept screaming,”YES! YES! FEED HER! FEEEEEEEEEED HER!!!”
Photo7: Police were upstairs and they were in the cellar trying to scream. I swear it looks so friggin’ wrong.
Photo8: Jap guy rips the skin of the doctor’s neck. WOOO! JAP GUY 1 – 0 PSYCHO DR! Is it me or does it look like a photo of a vampire? HAHAHAHAHA
Photo9: They were tryna escape and you can see the poor girl’s mouth bleeding. Then again, maybe it’s the other girl’s ass that’s bleeding. OR OR OR! It might be the girl infront’s time of the month. HAHAHAH. EITHER WAY, IT’S DAMN GROSS.
Photo 10: Jap guy gave up and went said it’s a mad world they’re in or something and then slit his neck with a broken glass. FHL TTM.
Photo 11: THAT S.O.A.B FINALLY GOT SHOT IN HIS PSYCHOTIC HEAD BY THE POLICE (that he already shot twice. -.- POLICE FAIL!)
HAHAHAHAHHA! Now, you may try to deny, but THIS IS SICKLY HILARIOUS AIN’T IT?! Okay, time check: 3:25am. I have to seriously sleep. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. This has been a hilarious post. I will update more about my life..LATER!
Just (okay maybe not JUST) I got back from my YOG Appreciation Dinner @ the Universal Studios Singapore (USS)! Loads to update! Loads of photos too! Had the most fantabulous time with YOG people! Promise a solid update soon! (okay fine, I procrastinate, ALOT)
Loves, YanYan
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